This is a school full of approximately 2 teachers most teachers quit when they see us. The children are mostly black and Mexican with 1 percent white.We have a killer ass basketball team but our volleyball team is trash can't even when one game . Kids can't fight,teachers be all up in your relationship. Kids either do drugs or talk about drugs, kids have sex in the field,restroom,bus,and under the boardwalk come to are school we need the funds homie but yeah you can join are large class of 5 seniors they are full of crackheads!!
Kid 1 : What school you go to ?
Kid 2 : S.O.E.
Kid 1 : What's that
Kid 2 : School of Excellence (Milton B. Lee)
Kid 2 : S.O.E.
Kid 1 : What's that
Kid 2 : School of Excellence (Milton B. Lee)
by Unknown1748 May 6, 2019
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by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
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by Lemonbadger April 19, 2018
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by Hehaldem November 3, 2016
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I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.
by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023
Get the George Miltonmug. Milton's Law
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but only when Milton is watching."
Explanation:
Milton's Law posits that the presence of an observer named Milton—or someone who embodies Milton's unlucky aura—dramatically increases the probability of failure in any given scenario. This law suggests that even events with a low likelihood of error are susceptible to catastrophic outcomes when under Milton's watchful gaze.
Corollary to Murphy’s Law: While Murphy’s Law predicts failure as a general inevitability, Milton’s Law suggests failure is conditional, triggered specifically by Milton’s presence.
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but only when Milton is watching."
Explanation:
Milton's Law posits that the presence of an observer named Milton—or someone who embodies Milton's unlucky aura—dramatically increases the probability of failure in any given scenario. This law suggests that even events with a low likelihood of error are susceptible to catastrophic outcomes when under Milton's watchful gaze.
Corollary to Murphy’s Law: While Murphy’s Law predicts failure as a general inevitability, Milton’s Law suggests failure is conditional, triggered specifically by Milton’s presence.
Applications:
1. Psychological Influence: Individuals may experience heightened anxiety or pressure when being observed, particularly by Milton, exacerbating the likelihood of mistakes.
2. Statistical Anomalies: Systems, machines, or processes appear to fail at an unreasonably high rate when Milton is nearby, regardless of prior reliability.
3. Practical Implications: Milton's Law serves as a humorous yet cautionary reminder of human fallibility under scrutiny. It is invoked to explain unexpected failures in otherwise routine tasks.
1. Psychological Influence: Individuals may experience heightened anxiety or pressure when being observed, particularly by Milton, exacerbating the likelihood of mistakes.
2. Statistical Anomalies: Systems, machines, or processes appear to fail at an unreasonably high rate when Milton is nearby, regardless of prior reliability.
3. Practical Implications: Milton's Law serves as a humorous yet cautionary reminder of human fallibility under scrutiny. It is invoked to explain unexpected failures in otherwise routine tasks.
by Rampy9798 January 28, 2025
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