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Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day 

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

You shut the fuck up 

Last warning before I give you a dirt nap one more word after I say you shut the fuck up you'll be put to sleep
Billy you shut the fuck up Billy replies yeah fuck you what are you going to do about it then billy gets put to sleep
You shut the fuck up by Dirtye49 August 28, 2017

Seriously Shut the Fuck up 

U just want someone to shut the fuck up ... they so annoyin.. leave me alone... get a life.. get the fuck out of my way

beep beep shut the FUCK up 

an exclamation, mainly used under two circumstances:
1. unbearable rudeness
2. unbearable absurdity
example one:

Margot: Man, I love getting to use the 10 Items or Less Lane at the grocery store!
(Franny cuts in front of her in line and proceeds to unload her full cart of groceries)
Franny: (to Margot) Sorry dear, I'm a little over the limit.
Margot: (to self) ...beep...beep, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

example two:

Zach: (watching Dancing With the Stars) Is that really Slater from Saved By the Bell dancing the tango?

Michelle: BEEP BEEP shut the FUCK up!

my class wont shut the fuck up 

everyone exept me: jreuhdgijrehgkjrngjrengjkerngrejgnreiguergjnrekgnrejgnerjgnrjgnrngrgfsknfjb *plays noises8
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up