Tide pods

A snack that's fun for all ages and can be enjoyed by all
Sometimes referred to as the forbidden fruit and is locked up in some of your local stores

Jim: excuse me, I'm looking for the tide pods

Walmart employee: what are you using the for?

Jim: I'm washing my clothes with them what do you think I'm doing

Walmart employee: eating them.

Jim: I eat them too

by Tide pod king #1 May 4, 2018

pod-vader

Star Warsian Nickname for ESPN Podcast Producer Jay Soderberg.

Pod-vader is the worst podcast producer in Bristol because he fails miserably at every drop opportunity. He also has crappy promos.

by reyesfan7 August 20, 2008

pod person

POD PEOPLE are believed to be about 90% of the world's population. They are of a hive mind. Their emotions are limited and often go from one extreme to another. Some believe the PODS are a virus of this Earth construct. Some believe we put them into this construct to fill it up like "background people" in a movie. Either way, the PODS took control of the Earth Template Constructs. At this time we cannot comment on the date the PODS "overtook" us. However, for many of the "real" humans we are going to a new Construct that is POD free. Hope I see you there!

Hey, get a load of this new marketing campaign I targeted at the average POD Person "You're a moron so buy this".

by Light Warrior March 17, 2017

pod

Abbreviation for I-pod.

My pod has more gigabytes than your pod.

by leftsuburbia September 6, 2005

pod pirate

when you have absolutely nothing to do on the train so you have to sit close enough to someone to listen to the sounds of their i-pod cos you cant afford your own.

"train journeys suck, Im bored"
"lets go pod pirate the rich kids"

by snakeeyes July 29, 2006

mint pod

that gas. fuck mango. mint pods are gods gift for juul users.

nigga is this a mint pod ?
hell yeah nigga fuck mango.

by mattybtheslumpgod June 11, 2018

pod

Strategically chosing a girl wearing a skirt and watching her walk up a flight of stairs. The stairs should have no wall rail, but rather one with bars or glass, if you're lucky.

Panties on Demand or Pussy On Demand conincidently have the same abbreviations, but still are 100% conincidental.

Hey man, I just got an awesome fucking pod.

by SNAKES0002 March 21, 2007