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Maria

Maria as a huge dick, she is nice but if you piss her off she will tell you to fuck off, she loves R6 and weed and she has huge hanging balls
OH WOW MARIA THAT DICK IS HUGE
by Dontknowwhoknows November 24, 2021
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Maria

Maria is a sexy, hot and beautiful girl who is the funniest and smartest person you will ever meet she is so special and different in the best way ever! she is a bit shy in some situations and very laud in other but that is a part of what makes her so cute <3 she has great style and has amazing hair! Everyone loves Maria! including me!!! I love you Maria
Maria has a nice butt;)
Boy: i wish maria was my girlfriend she is so hot and sweet!
Other boy: Same:(
Boy: She is mine:(
Me: bitch she is my girlfriend she shhhhhh;)<333
by rnjdsheQQQQQQQQFD February 26, 2018
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Maria

75% black 75%of the n word
Maria:Noah am I black? Noah: No lol
by Why are u doing this November 17, 2021
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Maria

She is actually a cute perosn... funny at times caring, loving, a certified sweetheart... i am actually a really possessive person but... if you find a maria and are friends with her please be kind and good to her cus i swear... it hurt me ones i felt like i lost her and i hope it dont happen with you... shits aside... Maria is the best person you'll ever have in your life... i was having hard times and shw was there for me with a smile holding upto her face... i usually used to feel and question if all of this my existence is actually real or am i dreaming... and so its hard for me to actually tell what it actually feels like to be with her... she is really a nice person... if anyone of you finds a maria please be nice to her... and am really sorry that i wasted your time but i swear She is worth all your time... <3
by the one person 6ft deep November 23, 2021
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Maria

Maria is talented, gorgeous, sweet and shy

She looks like a real life disney princess. Her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, she has everyone hypnotized with her beauty.

She has a small group of friends, she doesn't let anyone come into her world but if you've already entered then you're lucky. Maria is a bit reserved, shy and it's hard to get close to her, you need to show that she can trust you.
Maria loves help others and always tries to be the best form of herself.

Many boys will fall with love with her, but she is hard to get.

Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
Boy: Im in love!!
Girl: Is it. Maria?
by Annewithlove November 21, 2021
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Maria

A funny,awesome,crazy, and creepy girl who just wants to have fun.
that girl on tv is such a maria
by monkeyzrule May 20, 2012
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Maria

A Maria is a shorter then normal person that is usually under 5'0", she is a crazy Mexican when needed, she will show you a good time in more ways then one, but don't get on her bad side cause she will pull out her machete faster then Speedy Gonzales!! Her Smile, Personality, Charm, Selflessness are out of this world and her Strength is Stronger then the Machete she packs. She likes them BIG Chorizo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She wears her heart on her sleeve, and is a loyal person and a outstanding friend and will do anything for the ones she loves. She ain't no snitch, and is a ride or die one of a kind all around amazing person,
Man you seen Maria?!? she is one HOT TAMALE !
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
by MecheteQueen June 6, 2019
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