March 4

The day when the hottest girls and guys are born. Girls usually have the fattest ass, and guys have the largest dick.

Guy:Have you seen the girl with the fat ass?
Guy: Yes, she was totally born on March 4!

March 4 by Daggerpurpledick October 20, 2019

March 12th 

The day all the beautiful queens are born.

Tayla: I was born on March 12th, so i think i'm cute.

March 12th by youknowiam October 15, 2019

March 28 

It’s the day when THE MOST beautiful girl was born. She is hot, pure and smart. Guys if you know a girl that was born in 28th march, then go give her a kiss and a chocolate.

Boy: ”kisses the girl and gives her a chocolate. then compliments her.”
Girl: ”What and why was that?”
Boy: ”It’s March 28th, happy birthday.”

March 28 by 1ne6ix November 10, 2019

march 22nd 

pain.

MCR broke up on march 22nd fucking F U C K

Person: Guess what
Other person: what?
Person: march 22nd is coming
Other person: *cries*

march 22nd by n o May 14, 2018

March 31

March 31st is National warmth day... People born on this day bring brightness and warmth in everyone's lives.

She was born on march 31st..no wonder she's warm - hearted

March 31 by Pari301 October 15, 2019

March 7

This day is one of the most important days for birthdays. If you're born on match 7 you're a beautiful, smart and talented person. Everyone needs a friend that's born on March 7.

”Hey did you hear Sandra is born on March 7?”
”Omg, no way, we need to be friends with her!”
”You're so right!”

March 7 by Marchrocks October 14, 2019

March 23 

March 23 is the day your crush will tell you that they like you.

March 23

I like you from your crush

March 23 by Lebron James is TRASHHHHH October 24, 2019