Hippopotamus 

A really cool Opotamus.

Q: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

A: A really cool Opotamus!

Hippopotamus by Entr' Acte December 24, 2009

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

the fear of long words

The boy had hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by williamc September 30, 2005

hippopotomonstrosesq​uippedaliophobia

To have a fear of long words

People who have a fear of long words have hippopotomonstrosesq​uippedaliophobia.

hippopotomonstrosesq​uippedaliophobia by Tarienna December 1, 2009

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

fear of very long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Dave Evans July 4, 2003

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

the medical name for a phobia of long words

HOW FUCKING RETARDED IS THAT???!?!?!?!!1
whoever made this up must have been on acid.

principal: Stacy, whould you like to participate in the school spelling bee this year?

Stacy: no.

Principal: Why not?

Stacy: because i have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
(Stacy starts screaming bloody murder)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Mr. Google McYahoo April 27, 2008

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Doctor: Gilbert, sorry to announce this but you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Gilbert: EEEEEK! Don't say that!

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by Overstored Milk April 29, 2014

pink hippopatumus 

giving a hicky on the underside of a fat bitches boob

dude i gave 2 ton teresa the fattest pink hippopatumus last night

pink hippopatumus by gageasaurs rex August 1, 2006