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Flounder

A flounder is a roommate who cannot look you in the eyes for several months because they are so conflict avoidant and passive aggressive. Flounders have such big egos that their eyes move to one side of their body making them emotionally and physically deformed for many lives to come.
I’m so sorry, it looks like your roommates are total flounders, time to lite the ego death machine.
by Scuba Celine November 26, 2021
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Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.
The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!
by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017
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