Dog - Demented ogre grapes. It occours when you drink to much milk and eat to much cheese. Tge only way you can cure it is to eat an onion because ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!!
by Shrecks mothers cats toenail November 02, 2019
to fall asleep on someone, either while on the phone (texting or calling) or to physically fall asleep on them
by doodlebarry July 12, 2017
by OofSquad October 18, 2017
by Yayeet 777 November 21, 2019
Not an accessory.
Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!
Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.
Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.
by Diiiak February 20, 2013
A quadrupedal species with fur covering most of it's body. Distinguishing characteristics include a snout of sorts, a wet nose, large canine teeth, obviously, and being more intelligent than any human will ever be. They deserve to be wearing clothing and walking on 2 legs, not us.
by A depressed person. January 23, 2012
The furry mammal who loves anybody no matter what. They have no sense of judgement and are fascinated by balloons and bubbles.
by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017