power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.

Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week

by ScottzorusMaximus May 22, 2009

mc poop

The poop you have to take almost immediately after ingesting Mc Donald's food.

I'll be back in 10 minutes... I had a big mac for lunch and i have to go take a mc poop.

by hahaidontgetit April 3, 2009

tight poop

A girl that has a nice, small to medium size ass. It is not flat, huge, or contain any imperfections. It is round and in-shape.

Look at A.R., shes got a tight poop.

by Mike Redeker January 18, 2008

Poop Dick

To receive feces on ones penis.

Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!

by Paddy O' September 28, 2008

Poop Shake

During sex, the male will mix his feces and his semen in a large glass to eventually be fed forcably to the female.

Wow greg, you sure make a good Poop shake.

by jauntyjim September 30, 2008

poop crotch

when you go in the back then come around the front

I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!

oh, poop crotch!

Dude, you are a major poopcrotch

by LS-Train July 6, 2004

poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010