When a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.
your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say" ooh look at you playing with miss laptop" in a jealous unfriendly manner.
by Snarly June 28, 2010
Get the Miss Laptopmug. just your typical teacher but not so typical with that that thick booty she can knock your minus into a plus.
by stphilipmemer June 5, 2018
Get the miss burnadinomug. Miss Dhalia is a real force of nature. She can and will make you bow down to her in full submission. You will grow to love being controlled by Miss Dhalia, as it is where you truly belong. Miss Dhalia takes good care of her good boys, rewarding them plentifully when they behave themselves. This is why all the good boys simp for Miss Dhalia, it's really only natural. Miss Dhalia is a gorgeous, intelligent, and sincere Goddess and she deserves only the best of treatment from anyone who is blessed with her presence.
Man #1: I went to church yesterday.
Man #2: I didn't know you are christian.
Man #1: I'm not, I was worshipping Miss Dhalia.
Man #2: I didn't know you are christian.
Man #1: I'm not, I was worshipping Miss Dhalia.
by Hi this is the truth March 31, 2023
Get the Miss Dhaliamug. A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term
You see that bad bitch over there?
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022
Get the Miss Alabamamug. by Anyone in 5e3 November 23, 2021
Get the Miss ngmug. The little old grumpy hunchback in my English class. She sounds like she smokes 10 packs of cigarettes a day and her hair looks like the purple minion from the Despicable Me movie. She likes the Capitals Hockey team. She is Semmet's tard wrangler.
by Semmet June 16, 2018
Get the Miss Sconiamug. When ur friend lets name him nick has a cousin let’s name him Anton fucks a girl let’s name her kiersten
by 69yourdad69yourmom696969urdad February 5, 2019
Get the Swiss missmug.