you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time

Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"

by #4567 February 20, 2017

look at my eggs

when ur a weak a bitch a bitch

1: "look at my eggs"
2: "puisy"

by TISITHEFRENCHIESTFRY August 8, 2021

look at tvs

Often used when a loose female is going over to a mans house to do it to him. She tells others that she is going to look at tv's but actually is being loose.

Sheri-I'll be back later.
Susan-Where are you going.
Sheri-I am going to go look at tvs
Susan-Ok I will see you in the morning

by funnyone78654 June 2, 2011

Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs April 23, 2024

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Looking at a flower

Slang for smoking weed.

Yo, you tryna look at a flower?

Sorry, I was looking at a flower.

by YoYo5n9 March 5, 2024

the lamp starts to look weird

The term used on TikTok is used to refer to living a moment in the past that brung you comfort or made you happy, the lamp starts looking weird is sort of like your living a dream of a time when everything seemed so simple but, suddenly you realize something is off, picture your in a time that made you happy, the lamp will always be visible in the back of this fantasy, sort of just flickering and in a way you suddenly know this isn’t real. The lamp looking weird is sort of a figure of speech telling you this is all fake, your dreaming this, life will never be like this again, explaining why people use the the term in sad contexts, the sound used in these videos is “White Ferrari” By Frank Ocean.

When I wake up to them telling me how proud they are of me but, the lamp starts to look weird..

by Being sad is okay December 12, 2024