Poop scale

The poop scale is a system to determine the type of your poop. The poop is ranked with a number from 1 to 10. 5 is your average, everyday, healthy poop. 1 is poop with the same density as tea and 10 is poop that has to be taken out by a surgeon. There is also the very rare case were a poop gets the grade 11. If you reach that spot you will see a sharp white light in the end of a long tunnel.

- "How was it?"
- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"
- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."
- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"

by Bjørn Grathwohl July 14, 2006

Poop Ninja

A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.

An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.

Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.

Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.

by pooppooper March 26, 2011

I'd poop on it

When you see a girl who you are attracted to, and you say "I'd poop on it", you are saying "it" referring to her as a sexual item, rather than person, and that if you were to be given the opportunity to have sex with her, and she was into strange things like being pooped on, that she is so hot you would do it.

*Me and a friend see a super hot chick*

Me: Dannng! I'd poop on it

by 253206425 October 9, 2012

playdoh poop

A shit that is not solid enough to be a regular shit but not liquid enough to be Diarrhea . The name comes from its tendency to come out the shape of you asshole like when you push playdoh through a star shape or whatever

That Playdoh poop took like 5 hours to push out

by Kingwingding January 8, 2008

mc poop

The poop you have to take almost immediately after ingesting Mc Donald's food.

I'll be back in 10 minutes... I had a big mac for lunch and i have to go take a mc poop.

by hahaidontgetit April 3, 2009

tight poop

A girl that has a nice, small to medium size ass. It is not flat, huge, or contain any imperfections. It is round and in-shape.

Look at A.R., shes got a tight poop.

by Mike Redeker January 18, 2008

poop filter

Used to filter fecal matter. Used similarly like a cheesecloth is used to filter off the whey from curds but instead used on turds. The end result is a slightly oily brown liquid that can be used as is on salads and pastas. It can also be heated to remove the water content and turned into a kief to be smoked.

"This salad is disgusting whats in it?"
"filtered poop"
*vomits*

"lets bust out the poop filter"
"sure"

by kakabrain May 25, 2007