morning stew

Getting coffee from the coffee pot in the morning.

"Hey Evan, I'll grab us few cups of coffee for morning stew!"

by nextscv January 8, 2012

Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

“Hey what are you doing” “Good Morning god bless”

by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.

"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"

by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"

"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"

by Lechonk December 11, 2022

Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.

“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”

by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024

One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.

"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"

by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021