Just a way to say someone has good taste in porn, or just a gooner without being "mean." You will usually find comments calling people men of culture when theres a conventionally attractive woman inside a video, with more if the woman is wearing literally anything slightly revealing
"Man of Culture": Yo man look at this video.
normal person: ... Bro this just looks like what you gooned to last night. 💀
normal person: ... Bro this just looks like what you gooned to last night. 💀
by GenericUser9212001 June 18, 2025
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Have you had your man apple today?
People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
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