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zombies

A clever loophole to kill lots of people without feeling bad
Guy1: What are you doing?! You're killing people!
Guy2: Relax, they're called zombies in this game, basically they were infected by an in incurable virus, they become braindead and try to eat alive humans
Guy1: Oh
by MrCan July 15, 2022
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Zombie Sunday

The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.

Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.

******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!

Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.
by Cmail08 April 4, 2010
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Zombie

Typically a dead human (although can be other creatures) who is reanimated as a flesh-eating horror Mofo, whose sole purpose is to kill, eat and zombify living humans. Fans of Glasgow football team Ranger FC are nicknamed “The Zombies” as their football club went bust but the team re-emerged in 2012, from the dead as such.
Hey, Anton, did you see those Zombies at the football. Oh, man, that was a close shave, they nearly ate my GF, and not the good parts!
by jamessymac April 6, 2022
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zombie high

When you're high on a depressant drug and you start to appear as if you're a zombie while trying to stay awake.
When I tried to fight my insomnia medication I got a zombie high off of them.
by JulzzMarie19 June 7, 2016
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Zombied

When you’re dating someone that works graveyard shift.
She got zombied by that guy on works night shift!
by SwagB9k January 22, 2020
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Zombie Toast

To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..
Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….
by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023
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zombie compromise

an agreement with which one participant does not care about the outcome, or is relenting to avoid an argument.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.
1. Going along for the ride.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.

3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.
by Jubilee Dunbar March 24, 2013
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