Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

by funnie03 March 17, 2012

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Digital Zombie

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.

I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.

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See: Zombieland
A zombieis an undead entity that has usually been alive at one point in it's material existance. Has risen from the dead with one objective: To kill and eat all living things. (Preferably humans.) Considered one of the ways the world will -end- on 2012.

The what is considered only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in either the heart or head,(See headshot.) preferably with a big gunBut even that is not enough. The 2nd rule of zombieland is to doubletap. It's only one bullet, and it isn't gonig to hurt you, is it? One more bullet for them, one less bloody and painfull way for you to die, and one less zombie. Everyone wins.

Zombies are also featured in video games such as Killing Floor, left 4 dead, and Call of duty. Many users have also modded source ( Half life 2,Counter Strike: Source,Garrys mod etcetra.)

Joe: Hey, Bill.
Bill: Yeah?
Joe: If there is ever a zombie apocolypse, can I use you as a meat sheild?
Bill: ...No.

by TheDailyFail January 2, 2011

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