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Zombie

A person who looks and acts stupid named kalel
That my friend zombie, that means kalel
by Maydollas November 8, 2021
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Zombie

A dating term for when a person comes back from the “dead” (long silence), unlike being ghosted when they don’t come back at all.
He totally didn’t reply to my text for two weeks and then zombied me with a “hey what’s up”.
by Joy&Jeff November 14, 2021
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FEMINIST ZOMBIE

A CONTRACICTIVE PRUDE.

A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.

EAT SHIT.

A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
Come on ELLEN as on your show you are so generous BUT here you are being a FEMINIST ZOMBIE when we are trying to play CARDS AGAINST HUMANUTY such an incredible game.

You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.

The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.

One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 6, 2021
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LAPDOG ZOMBIE

More loyal then any police dog as a human being drug addict will do anything for their DRUG FIX.
Hey badge 2298 just get that LAPDOG ZOMBIE at HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA BRYAN as he will clean up for you and get the job done just for that simple FIX
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 4, 2021
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Zombie

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Zombie Cockshot

When a Zombie gets shot in the cock.
Jeff: I got bitten, shot the zombie in the cock and it bit me.
Jim: LOL ZOMBIE COCKSHOT
by salterthesaltyman February 28, 2022
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Plants VS Zombies

a popular tower defense game from 2009 that EA bought and ruined, for one the first game is free and is also full of ads now on mobile and then theres pvz 2 and pvz 3, pvz 2 was an alright game but it was filled with microtransactions but from what pvz 3 looks like pvz 2 looks fine, pvz 3 is a tower defense game just like the others but the art style sucks in most people opinions because it uses a mixture of 3d and 2d at the same time and also most likely going to have microtransactions and the peashooter oh god what did they do to him
person 1: "hey bro ever heard of Plants VS Zombies?"
person 2: "yeah, why?"
person 1:"dont get excited for PVZ 3 it looks garbage :)"
by OrdinaryJoe March 1, 2022
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