First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.

They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.

by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021

first co-cousin-aunt-in-law

The daughter-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

First sip

The friend with the first sip owns the drink

My friend had the first sip so the pop was hers

by Nobodyaskedhehehe March 12, 2023

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way

Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*

by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022

Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.

P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"

by The Hat King September 20, 2025

Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025