August 22nd

National Sneak Out Day

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

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Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester

Probably really tall

Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!

by Pokéfan1408 December 3, 2024

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August 14

The day a beautiful, amazing, funny, smart, kind person was born. Someone like Ivan the love of my life. This day is his day no matter what anyone says. This day is perfect because it was blessed by being Ivans birthday.

Person 1: Hey it’s August 14!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!

by ivan_gf_isc:) November 25, 2023

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August D

The best rapper on this planet also known as suga from bts. He has insane flow switch and recently became a ginger. He has the best tongue technology that could make any girl scream without the s. He also has the biggest feet i have ever seen but its ok bc big feet mean a big di-

“Wow did you see august D and his tongue technology?”

by LALABTSISLIFE November 21, 2021

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August 9

The day of Haiji Towa (should definitely be censored). If u didn't know, H*iji T*wa is a fucking pedo in danganronpa: ultra despair girls (a game). So, if u have a printer, print out a sprite of H*iji and torture him! (If u are born on August 9 like him, I don't hate u :)

person one: what is August 9
person two: H*ji T*wa day

by shrekthetenth August 3, 2021

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