A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 12, 2012
by Some Guy •_• August 27, 2018
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 28, 2024
A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!
by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021
by best ow player September 11, 2022
if you're twerking and a little shit comes out, its okay! it just means you're shaking it in all the right places!
queef music
queef music
by bribri April 26, 2022
When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
by rebelwithoutcause December 01, 2011