when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Mr. Miles

The funny thing at Fort Collins High School when the band director got arrested on 4 felony counts of having CP on his phone and sexually touching a 15 year old girl.

"Hey did you hear about what happened to Sylvie yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard she got Mr. Miles'd"

by The ball handler March 28, 2025

Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here

Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass

by penis and aids June 11, 2025