This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!

"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me

by Tim7 October 28, 2024

I bard

another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”

Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”

by Kokichi Toes March 20, 2024

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018

i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

i hang up first

If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.

Oh I hang up first! !!!

by Bigman12345 January 12, 2018

I HOPE YOUR

pillow is cold on both sides tonight.

Have a good day stranger on the internet.

dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."

by wheat lord October 20, 2022

I like twin peaks

A code word used by a closeted gay man to let everyone know he wants to get fucked in the ass

Man, do I like twin peaks.

by UltraMegatronPussy February 27, 2024