Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

by mattislaw April 4, 2009

matt team

professional with no allowance of fun activity's outside of designated times

He was on a "matt team" therefore he couldn't play for fun it had to be 100% professional

by JaJacksAgayuBoi March 18, 2021

Matt Wading

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

by Happu123456789 January 25, 2019

Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

by Not Brooke July 7, 2023

Matt

Man who goes straight for anal, no lube.

Woah, matt Ripped my arsehole in to shreds to the point it was infected

by Big hot November 22, 2021

Matt

A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.

I don’t feel like hanging out boys I’m gonna pull a matt

by Stumpy mcdoodles July 13, 2022

Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.

Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede

by The Indicator 6969 May 11, 2018