Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

fright land

A scared ass place where my friend got a dead pigs number (302-666-6666)

“Hey have u been to fright land”

“Yeah I have I got a dead pigs number there”

by -wife haver- October 31, 2021

Baby land shark

A young puppy, usually a couple months old

Look at that cute baby land shark, named Silla

by Springtrap Gamer April 17, 2023

deems land

The place you go to when you blast off on DMT. Other sources, such as spiritual ones, may call it "the other side" or even "the museum of conciouseness.".

Dude, you would never believe what I saw in deems land last night.

by Steinchug September 25, 2017

Joobie Land

A place where Joobie goes to eat.
It could be magical, it could not be.
Only Joobie really knows.

Can we eat at Joobie land?

by Joobie Snoobie June 13, 2018

DEI Landing

DEI Landing is when a plane crashes or is in an accident while being flown by an unqualified pilot who only got the job because of skin color or gender.

Did you see that Delta DEI Landing in Toronto where the plane flipped upside down?

by WombCrusher February 18, 2025

How the land lies

what the current situation is.

"I want to see how the land lies with this project before I commit any resources," said the manager, eager to understand the project's current challenges and progress.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024