Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.
Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.
Me- No there’s not, I just checked!
Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!
Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
Me- No there’s not, I just checked!
Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!
Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
by Troublepaws September 28, 2018
Get the Second Wave Crampsmug. What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
Get the ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!mug. by 1Shot Duke September 25, 2020
Get the Second Wavemug. (verb phrase)
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/
Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.
Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/
Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.
Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”
“He said ‘I’m an empath’ right after causing a scene. I chuckled for a second and sipped my drink.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”
by paigesmithusa May 16, 2025
Get the Chuckle for a Secondmug. 1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's grandchild.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's grandchild.
My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
Get the second-cousin-twice-removedmug. by Krag 2 November 29, 2022
Get the Second Windmug. Grandparent's second cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the second great-cousin-piblingmug.