by The prankster July 21, 2021
Matt Rife is hot!
by MCLOVINMILKS January 07, 2024
Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘
I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!
by Love you baby, your jenn January 26, 2024
A small boy, who is an adult but looks like a 12 year old. He likes girls, ping pong, rock climbing and pottery.
yo! is that Matt Davies!!??
by samsucio August 30, 2018
INFORMAL · AUSTRALIAN
exclamation
(generally uttered in a Polynesian accent)
used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
• HUMOROUS
used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to
attract attention.
exclamation
(generally uttered in a Polynesian accent)
used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
• HUMOROUS
used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to
attract attention.
by Matty J Kobe May 12, 2024
INFORMAL · AUSTRALIAN
exclamation
used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”
• HUMOROUS
used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to
attract attention.
Etymology: from common interjection ‘uh’ + ‘Matt’, short for Matthew, the name of the person who coined the exclamation; popularised by the humorous nature of this remark, the use of this exclamation spread from western New South Wales to eastern New South Wales over a short period of time during the beginning of 2024
exclamation
used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”
• HUMOROUS
used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to
attract attention.
Etymology: from common interjection ‘uh’ + ‘Matt’, short for Matthew, the name of the person who coined the exclamation; popularised by the humorous nature of this remark, the use of this exclamation spread from western New South Wales to eastern New South Wales over a short period of time during the beginning of 2024
by Matty J Kobe May 27, 2024
Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!
*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!
(<3 U)
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!
*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!
(<3 U)
by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 02, 2023