A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the 0.0001 seconds aftermug. Child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin or are the child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s half-first cousin.
My sester-second cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the sester-second cousinmug. Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism
by Stemsize December 17, 2021
Get the second floor ismmug. The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
Get the Second Romansmug. Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.
by T1212 January 24, 2020
Get the Second Thotsmug. That's when.
Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the The second you diemug. My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-in-lawmug.