southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.

I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.

by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017

Your video will resume in _ seconds

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.

Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

Second hand selfkilling

Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens

He wants to commit second hand selfkilling

by Keanu B September 24, 2022

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

half-second cousin

Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.

My half-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Enjoying that second hand

The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.

James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand

by Irrational fear April 26, 2013

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022