5 Second Photoshop

The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.

After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?

by First_and_Last_Post March 23, 2016

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Second Wall

Someone who has the hint but can't seem to put the pieces together.

Person1: Lary is stuck on the second wall
Person2: This is why we cant play clue with him

by themagicalboy March 22, 2022

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second quarter syndrome

when you get so lazy in the second quarter of school, that you leave all your assignments for the last day before the quarter ends

“broooo tomorrow is the last day before the quarter ends and i have so many missing assignments”
“yeah dude, you got second quarter syndrome”

by secondquartersyndrome January 21, 2022

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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.

When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.

by gav-wan September 27, 2024

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second-generation noise

Refers to a giggly "imitation" racket dat a small child gleefully makes after hearing a grownup undertake a jarringly-loud activity, such as hammering, drilling, sawing, filing, etc.

Classic examples of "second-generation noise" would be if a youngster watches his parent or a visiting neighbor driving nails and then starts happily yodeling, "Bam-bam-bam-bam!" while pounding his fist on anything within reach around the house, or hollers, "ZzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw..." (accompanied by vigorous back-and-forth motions with his forearm against various objects) after he witnesses someone raspingly slicing up boards or plywood with a crosscut saw.

by QuacksO March 14, 2022

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