step-second-cousin

1- Stepgrandpibling's grandchild.
2- Grandpibling's stepgrandchild.
3- Step-2C.

My step-second-cousin is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.

She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.

by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014

second sent

When something still feels epic, and it's not over it feels second sent.

That date from last night still
Has me feeling second sent .

by The wordmakerz July 20, 2017

30-Second Brownie

An unexpected shit in your pant.

Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.

by funkychunkymoney June 7, 2017

five second smash

Finish up in 5 seconds

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash

by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017

Second Wave

happens during a pandemic where the second wave is usually deadlier than the first wave

are you getting ready for the second wave

don’t remind me

by 1Shot Duke September 25, 2020

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 29, 2024