Buttholetotightest disease

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching

Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease

by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022

Jacinto Disease

Jacinto Disease also known as The Star Plague It often goes to portuguese people and American people and often hates woman almost deadly to get banned but tries to stay not cringe while in reality hes Based

Example:Wow dude that guy is Really based does he have jacinto Disease?

by Saha Is trash December 7, 2021

Mad dog disease

Being an absolute mad dog. Some may be referred to as a mad cunt or sick cunt.

Fuck! He's been struck by the mad dog disease, what a mad dog!

by Mad dog hut September 24, 2017

Pranu Disease

Causes excessive touching and need for love. Can lead to a nerdy look and a pedo stash. Symptoms may be attracted to you girlfriends good friend and having glasses

I got the Pranu Disease after fist bumping him!

by Oranges and Turtles April 20, 2023

lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease that affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within a 5 minute period, they die.

"ayo, lemme see james charles' ass"
"why?"
"cuz i got lackofjamescharles disease"

by Senetsu December 7, 2020

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

chalkston disease

An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.

Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion

by mystical b19dpg March 9, 2011