Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

Furburger's Disease

Someone with more brains in the cock then in there head.

See that person over there they have furburger's disease.
What do you mean?
He will fuck everything that moves

by Xipbit April 02, 2017

Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw

After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.

by BARBARAH January 06, 2022

The Mahomes disease

A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.

The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.

by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023

The rasmus disease

An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism

Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*

"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"

by Thomdinho April 03, 2018

Slurp Disease

when one slurps doing ANYTHING.
Tim's favorite disease. (:

The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp uncontrollably.

by agw&anc April 20, 2009

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 01, 2020