Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
Get the Musty Jacobs Diseasemug. marijuanas took my best friend when we where 15 he developed dank disease to his lung 3 months before he was born and he died at birth i never got to met him he was the best guy i ever knew and i still remember the last time i see him everyday
by puncake22 September 4, 2016
Get the dank diseasemug. The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.
by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021
Get the Klein's Diseasemug. Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024
Get the Axel butthole diseasemug. by murda man. June 12, 2022
Get the sangita diseasemug. by Daddyjada January 27, 2024
Get the fat pussy diseasemug. The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
Get the New phones diseasemug.