sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.

"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"

by protectmeaura August 23, 2019

I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019

Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉

Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much

by Theabusivecat;) June 3, 2021

Second Lead Syndrome

Second Lead Syndrome is when the main character of a show/book is in a love triangle and the main character is leaning towards the primary lead/ the first love interest but the audience is rooting for the second lead/ the second love interest to end up with the main character.

Me: “Ugh, I really want belly to end up with Conrad, they have YEARNED for each other !!”

Friend: “Oh wow, you’ve got second lead syndrome bad”

by GraceFace08 September 8, 2025

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's grandchild.

My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024