Milky mud trails

When in the act of anal sex the man ejaculates inside of man/women’s butt hole. When the man or woman tries to evacuate the semen it mixes with the poop causing what appears to a snowy muddy mixture called the milky mud trails.

Last night Jimmy ejaculated in my butt. After sex I had to go to the bathroom. When I began to push out the semen there must have been left over feces in there. The mixture resembled a milky mud trails.

by Knotbrother June 6, 2020

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

elmo mud bath

The "Elmo Mud Bath" Is the act of tickling someone until they literally shit themselves.

I tickled Buckwheat until he committed an elmo mud bath.

by charleswm94 March 22, 2017

georgia mud flap

This is where you preform a chili dog on a heffers pink sock

I was so bored yesterday that I decided to give a Georgia mud flap to my mom.

by chilimann February 14, 2014

Alabama Mud Crab

When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles

Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab

by Standstiff November 11, 2021

Arabian Mud Slide

A girl is positioned in a chair at a 60 degree angle. A man then proceeds to climb up, squat, & shit on her chest, causing it to slide down her stomach and eventually dripping off the genitalia.

*Note: Both participants must be completely nude.

"Hey has anyone seen JMFS or SMFH around?"
""Yeah they're down by the fire. He's giving her an Arabian Mud Slide.""
"Dude, I love me a good 'ol fashioned Arabian Mud Slide!"

by JMFS&SMFH October 19, 2014

Tanzanian Mud Hut

When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.

Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.

Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!

by Hardened shell October 25, 2019