sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.
"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"
by protectmeaura August 23, 2019
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Sloppy seconds

To have intercourse with someone and there is previous semen or vaginal fluids on the person’s privates
Boy, i love being sloppy seconds in order to get me a rich boy.
by Frances mairead’s gooey kitty November 09, 2021
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snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.
Taylor must be talking to someone else, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.
by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023
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second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.
Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!
by jTechMHz December 11, 2016
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second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.
Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...
by sebadoh May 24, 2004
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Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-triple-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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