Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

Number Five

Chubby Ass Hat

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

Forever Number 1

The only one who has the same power as shaggy but shaggy has more power levels!

I will all ways be.... FOREVER NUMBER 1!!!!

by FLUFFY!!!!!! September 8, 2021

Number 7

student watches PORN and gets NæKED

Number 7: I really hate minorities
tom: me too

by kiddydiddler April 6, 2021

number plate racism

To assume a driver’s attributes and abilities according to the State of Issue of their number plates.

“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey! That’s number plate racism!”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”

by On the level [---o---] July 2, 2024

Done a number

To injure, hurt or cause harm/damage

I done a number on my back when I lifted that heavy box

by Typicalireland May 13, 2024