Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

These people are absolute muscle gods. They read books 24/3 cos on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday they are building their omega muscles. But beware when you see these people. They’ll come for you and eat your m&m’s.

You are a prime example of Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

by DefinetlyNotAV February 11, 2022

Two Seconds

It means to wait or anticipate a longer period of time than the elliptical expression “one second”. How long is “one sec”. Now double that and you have “two seconds”. It’s a way to tell your friend or someone to wait a lil longer and it will take “two seconds” instead of “one second”. If you were going for more than 5 minutes I would consider than “2 seconds”.

“I’ll be out in 2 seconds.”
“Give me two seconds and ill be right back”

by Catchyobich November 25, 2025

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

sesquiple-second-cousin

Sesquiple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesquiple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZWRB6738 February 22, 2022

slut second

For your buddy that's only on time when there's the potential getting laid.

For the homie that always lags... But when there's a girl to bang, he'll be there in a slut second.

by JPeoples July 16, 2014

second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021