Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024

unc numbers

When someone is gaming and the statistics related to their performance are absolutely atrocious.

Phil man, you're really putting up some unc numbers in this game of Call of Duty

by zneebs January 24, 2024

numbers

numbers are the name of the group of characters that are used for counting,equations and more,in any equation you need a set of inputs,numbers are the input.

teacher:does anybody know how many numbers there are?
student:there is an infinite amount of numbers.

by stupid100 January 28, 2025

Number 9

a drug that is used as a pain killer

I need you number 9,
number 9, number 9
Don’t leave me
Did you forget me number nine,
number 9, number 9
Without you,
I can’t fall asleep at night

by whatsyourhandle123 April 24, 2022

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Kwami numbers

Kwami numbers refers to poor ingame statistics, generally near a 1.0 k/d often paired with a low damage statistic.

Damn bro, you 11-10. You are pulling some Kwami numbers right now.

by Overwatch University August 16, 2023

Number Spew

When one types a string of random number. Invented by ig: @el_lightning

“You just became 152838353x more attractive” — “152838353” being the number spew

by BlukillatheBaddie June 12, 2018