egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin

She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017

Colombian Mud Pit

The act of snorting cocaine out of a fellow drug users anus.

The junkies in the ally were doing a Colombian mud pit.

Nash loves a good Colombian mud pit.

by doin it like danny November 30, 2012

Mississippi mud bug

(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.

“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”

by Big Jaddy October 25, 2020

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 09, 2021

Tanzanian Mud Hut

When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.

Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.

Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!

by Hardened shell October 25, 2019

Georgia mud finger

1. The unfortunate digital anal infiltration one suffers at the hands of hillbillies.

On a roadtrip to Florida we broke down in the middle of nowhere. We got kidnapped by hicks. My friends are still missing but I escaped after getting the Georgia mud finger. My anus still aches.

by Matool13 August 25, 2011

Manhattan Mud Slide

The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.

"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty

by LarryGreen July 29, 2016