Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Second Star to the Right

When your homeboy busts on her right tiddie right after you splooge on her left

“Bro that Second Star to the right felt so fucking gooooood.”

by Cheemsborgor May 15, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

irregular-quadruple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-quadruple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Co-2C1R-in-law.

My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

catch second

Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.

Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.

by E. Rick Shin March 4, 2018

double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

Double-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024