kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Smacked

Smacked

When you smacked

by Only me 34 December 12, 2020

Smack

Drugs...used to be just heroin but it can be anything people use to get high

Tweaker: Where's my Smack?

College Student: I need my Adderall for my test

College students roommate: it's in the cabinet with the rest of your smack

Guy to his friend at the bar: what's up with that girls jaw?

His friend: she's on that smack bro

by Smoked Pork Sausage June 30, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

smacked silly

Being very high after smoking a large amount of marijuana

Shawn: I was smacked silly last night cuz, I couldn't even get off the couch
Justin: I know, I was there

by Jayice May 11, 2014

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025