make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.
"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
by Chunky McFartington March 25, 2014
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Second-class vaccitizen

A derogatory, antivaxxing term used to describe someone who has received a vaccine that is perceived to be less effective than others. It is often used in a social-political context and relying on dubious or selective information.
Jane: Hey, which vaccine did you get?

John: I got the PB&J.

Jane: Dude! Don’t tell anybody else that. You don’t want to be treated as a second-class vaccitizen.
by MetaMaster3000 April 23, 2021
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Second Thursday

When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.
I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.
by alucardeverlasting March 13, 2015
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Enjoying that second hand

The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.
James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand
by Irrational fear April 25, 2013
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Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
by Stipebengalka December 16, 2021
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sesterple-second-cousin

Sesterple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
My sesterple-second-cousin is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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