Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
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spider spray

Spider Spray is a gay sex act where a man raw dogs another man from behind them when about to cum he shoves him to the floor, cums in his hand then throws the web of jizz on his face while he tries to tongue punch his way out.
Kyle was really looking forward to receiving his spider spray as he’d been working on his tongue strength all week.
by Gadget463 June 13, 2021
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Spider Man Technique

The act and skill of the “act”, the faster you shoot the webs, the better.😏
by Fast Spider May 31, 2024
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Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.
Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick
by MDawg1491 July 02, 2023
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Spider Legs

Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)
"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "
by blackwidow April 04, 2016
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Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.
Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.
by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024
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Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)
There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.
by Da ladies man November 09, 2013
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