Cousin Fucker

A man who fucks his cousin.

Another name for this could be “Colin Stacy”

“Yo bro how was the party last night? You get with anyone?”
“Yeah, I fucked that blonde chick from math.”
“Isn’t that your cousin?”
“Yeah, but does it matter?”
“That makes you a cousin fucker dude...”
“Who cares”

by Tommy Ruscitti May 7, 2019

half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child. Has among themselves; different two parents, one grandparent in common and different three grandparents.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021

irregular-octuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-octuple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

first great-great-great-cousin-pibling

Great-great-grandparent's first cousin.

My first great-great-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's grandchild.

My first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.

That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.

by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024

irregular-quadruple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024