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Pokémon

A Pokémon is a beautiful girl with lots of potential - potential being that she has a nice body and sexy and small in size
Bro you had better come to the party there’s a lot of Pokémon’s here.
I’ll be right over , gotta catch ‘em all right
by Submersible G June 22, 2023
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Pokémon

Pokemon, also known as pocket monsters, or slaves are creatures that have different very strong abilities that could be used to take over the human species. However, because of their very small brains, they just roam in the wild minding their own business. Until a trainer uses their balls to catch the Pokemon officially making it their slave. Once a trainer catches enough slaves, they will force them to fight each other, usually causing the pokemon to be severely injured.
by WHY_CANT_I_FIND_A_USERNAME March 23, 2022
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what Pokémon is this

A phrase a person says who’s never seen a vagina before.
The first time I saw Lovely Peaches’s vagina I asked her, “What Pokémon is this?”
by Pokémon’sAndBeans December 10, 2023
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Pokémon Go

The most bootiful game that uses GPS for playing. Woooow!!!
Misha: "~I play Pokémon go everyday~"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"
by beepthejeepboi July 27, 2018
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