Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.

I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.

by imachingchong January 31, 2023

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

The best Pokemon spinoff series, even surpassing the mainline games, at least as of now.

Person 1: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon made me cry
Person 2: bitch no it made you a furry

by RTDLatios November 27, 2023

what Pokémon is this

A phrase a person says who’s never seen a vagina before.

The first time I saw Lovely Peaches’s vagina I asked her, “What Pokémon is this?”

by Pokémon’sAndBeans December 10, 2023

《¤》Tony《¤》Harris《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Pokémon《¤》Known《¤》As《¤》Absol《¤》

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《¤》Tony《¤》Harris《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Pokémon《¤》Known《¤》As《¤》Absol《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication March 4, 2025

Pokémon Go

The most bootiful game that uses GPS for playing. Woooow!!!

Misha: "~I play Pokémon go everyday~"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"

by beepthejeepboi July 27, 2018