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Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.
Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!
by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025
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Mrs. Johnston's new hat

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?
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James Johnston

James Johnston is the ideal man and the ultimate sigma male.
His sigma feats include the murder of over 70 enemies.
He has raped the wives and daughters of each of his enemies.
He is such a sigma that he rapes children and elderly woman.
OMG I WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS JAMES JOHNSTON
by Kooop poop July 19, 2022
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