A really stupid, shitty looking dumbass who doesn't know the meaning of life and probably gets no bitches, because they are so emo, depressing and weird.
by vkvruhagubuebeag,bebhekbhuaeg August 19, 2022
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by theGr8 dude June 1, 2023
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I love my Ansel
by Ansel<3 Kaden August 28, 2023
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“Sochima Ansel is like a warm hug every day, patient and caring, but also like a strong fire – gentle yet intense.”
by Aunty Tem Tem January 13, 2024
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Ignorant pisshead: URGHHH!! I HATE PHILIP H. ANSELMO CUZ HE’S A NAZI AND A RACIST!
me(sigma phil anselmo fan): bro you don’t even know the guy, you only saw that fuckass video in 2016 of him doing the white power stuff but you don’t even know he was drunk, probably overwhelmed, and pissed at the time. shut the fuck up💔
me(sigma phil anselmo fan): bro you don’t even know the guy, you only saw that fuckass video in 2016 of him doing the white power stuff but you don’t even know he was drunk, probably overwhelmed, and pissed at the time. shut the fuck up💔
by flame01 June 16, 2025
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