An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
by Butter Mike October 21, 2018
What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.
Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*
*takes a sip of his coffee*
by Alec Pyralis February 06, 2004
A mock urgent detail which overrides all other projects in an office setting. This report is also highly classified and spoken of only in hushed terms. It is used to extract a coworker from speaking with a Mook.
Earl: I need to talk about the TBS report right now cause I gotta get it into interoffice by 10:00.
Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.
Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.
by tesahbiggs February 02, 2008
much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy's cock is based on a combination of size, skill, and history
girl 1:That boy is cute! I wonder what his cockfax report looks like...
girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"
girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"
by square hole with a round peg March 30, 2010
Reporting person refers to the person who prepares reports on updates, progresses, accomplishments, etc.
by Egalitarian Hermit December 02, 2013
a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.
by Boochie June 04, 2006
a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".
DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!
by thenextbestthing198 December 09, 2008