Oxford Properties

Active investors, asset managers and builders of businesses. With its portfolio companies, Oxford manages nearly$80 billion of assets across four continents, in some of the world’s most transformative places.

Did you see that big Oxford Properties deal?

by Oxford Properties November 25, 2021

Stealing Property

Nobody give a fuck what you believe about execution.

Hym "That's a belief that you can have but I don't have to share that belief and the 5th amendment states that I need to be given due compensation for my property. You want me to have to listen to business owners and because I didn't you are stealing property from me."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

K Transitive Property

When you tell all your friends that you deleted all your dating apps and not send any more likes, but actually you keep all your dating apps and still send likes.

Kushan: "Yo, I deleted all my dating apps"
Vanessa: "Chill..."
*2 days later*
Kushan: "So I sent 4 likes"
Vanessa: "Such K Transitive Property (KTP) energy..."

by sjvers January 24, 2023

Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property

Wow I'm definitely being deprived of my property, aren't I? And if it's punitive if violates my right to habeas corpus face my accuser and fair trial.

Hym "There are a bunch of thing like that in the constitution that apply to my thing. Like 'nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation' or 'Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property.' My sights are clearly being violated here and the YouTube filth is allowing so they can extort something from me so... Defend my rights or I'll murder a kid. The longer it takes for me to get what belongs to me the less it's going to do to placate me. Do it now. Do it immediately. For your own safety."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2024

Property

So women are allowed to have preferences but I'm not? WHAT A SURPRISE! ANOTHER RIGHT I DON'T GET!

Hym "I prefer property if I'm being completely honest. And..."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

property manager

The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.

"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."

by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022

I bought a property in egypt

"I bought a property in Egypt" is probably the first big meme of the year 2025. This was followed by "choppedchin" and "eye of Rah." These three memes combined, and in almost any video featuring one of them, at least one more had to appear. Some people consider this meme to be the worst ever created due to its "brainrot" factor surpassing memes like "hawk tuh" or "why so serious?".

The person speaking in this meme is named "itscameasty" on the social network "TikTok," and on August 12, 2024, he posted a video about buying a property in Egypt for cheap and explained how he had it managed as an Airbnb. The original video says: I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property, you then get to go and customize it however you want, which only cost me 4,000 pounds for the kitchen, for the outdoor furniture, for the sofa bed. After that, the management of the building will manage your property for you while you put it on Airbnb.

A: Yo yo I bought a property in egypt and they gave me the property.
B: Bru stop talking about that shit nga.
A: Nah nah, you just don't get it.
B: That is the worst meme ever bro.
A: shh shhh 🤫 am mewing
B:💀

by when the amogus but: January 25, 2025