Den Mao

A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.

Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.

by Servant of the Den Mao May 25, 2024

El mao

How you can say "lmao" on roblox without getting censored by the piece of shit filter called CommunitySift.

{Bloxxer155: "Bro got owned-"
badman441: "EL MAO"
jiddin: "el mao bro died💀"

by RiceOfCourse February 3, 2023

Laka Laka Mao Mao

Something that is basically nothing

Person 1: Hey, is there anything left in the car?
Person 2: Nah, there's Laka Laka Mao Mao in there
Person 1: Wha-
Person 2: There's nothing in there

by Zolikay June 22, 2024

Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024

Kua Mao

Fucking gay ass guy

Kua Mao is annoying.

by P33KXD July 13, 2021

Lisa Mao

Chairman Mao’s (almost as bad) great granddaughter

Yo you gotta be careful of that Lisa Mao! She’s gonna be the next dictator like her ancestor

by Getcrunk November 23, 2021

mao zu xi

a person as good as god

boy: hey ur mao zu xi girlfriend

girl: thx ur too

by thechinagod December 7, 2020