Lax MAO

This is a common lacrosse term. It stands for laxing my ass off. It's also a company logo commonly seen on shirts that lacrosse players wear.

"Dude what does that mean on your shirt?"- Dylan

"Lax Mao means Laxing My Ass Off Bro.."- Tyler

by Laxbro92 September 10, 2012

mao zu xi

a person as good as god

boy: hey ur mao zu xi girlfriend

girl: thx ur too

by thechinagod December 7, 2020

Mao

Mao is the definition of cute

This mao is really mao

by yehtochchchchc March 27, 2021

Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 12, 2021

Mao

-An exclamation made as a response when someone tells you to do something you don't want to do but know you should.

-A way to express stubbornness or a spirited nature in a playfully oppositional way.

-Inspired by the sound a cat makes when either annoyed or annoying others.

Person A: I'm really tired.

Person B: Go to sleep!
Person A: Mao!

by Little White Paws October 29, 2021

Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

by [e-mail] September 17, 2021